Intimacy: Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at...

By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

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Rejection erection

By paidback - 25/12/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML

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How could you?

By Anon - 25/07/2022 06:00

Today, after screaming at me this morning, my wife has been giving me the silent treatment. We're trying to get pregnant, but she caught me masturbating, or "reducing my sperm count on purpose" as she called it. I just wanted some harmless fun with some porn, since getting pregnant has made actual sex a chore. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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So frustrating!

By Marvin-jones - 02/03/2023 02:00

Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML

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Self-service

By Steve - 13/06/2012 21:30 - United States - Lake Charles

Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML

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By notsohandy - 03/01/2014 22:08 - Denmark - Hadsten

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 02:01

Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML

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Confusion is Sex

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 18:01

Today, I was giving my wife a massage. That led to some very intense and passionate love making, and she told me that has been the best sex we’ve had. Next thing I know, she's upset and yelling at me about how massages always lead to sex. She was asking for it. Literally. FML

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Deathhound 27

Sunday 30 October 2011 11:58

Why did she say it then?

gunmania0 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 12:11

Does no one else think its sort of the wife's fault? You may try and disagree and say that the op is a bad person for watching ****, but he was just a guy that wasnt getting any from his gal.

Comments

ZXDriver 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 13:36

That sucks. She sounds like a bitch.

JadeWalker 14

Monday 31 October 2011 5:46

you sound like you never get any

perdix 29

Sunday 30 October 2011 13:46

Of course, his wife isn't going to have sex with him if she just caught him masturbating to ****, she'll know for a fact that she's just a cum dumpster while he's really thinking of the women in the ****. The OP should learn two lessons about the etiquette of jacking off to ****: 1. When you are horny, give your wife first dibs to relieve it. 2. Don't get caught.

rmeyer6 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 13:51

she has no logic

dregg22 2

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:11

Ydi I wouldn't want to have sex with you either if I caught you jacking off to some other girl

JinxosGirl87 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:11

If I was pissed at my significant other about something, the last thing I would want is to have sex with them, especially if I felt betrayed by them. That was obviously the wrong time to ask her for it and I don't blame her for denying him. He needs to respect the relationship if she has problems with him watching ****.

AliCat18 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:17

if she stops saying no to him then maybe he wouldn't have to watch ****! ihe only asked her at that point in time to make a point

perdix 29

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:28

If she has problems with him watching ****, he just needs to be real discreet about doing it ;) See Lesson #2 above.

AnthonyN 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:28

Blue balls :

nado13579 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:34

Maybe she didn't want to do it cause she was mad at you.

xxJonaKillsxx 8

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:51

Well I'm sure that you kinda killed the mood.....just saying.

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:58

Why should she work herself up now? OP chose **** over her, and he'd probably finish prematurely at this point. She's probably upset because he ignored her libido.