By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

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Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
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gunmania0 12

Does no one else think its sort of the wife's fault? You may try and disagree and say that the op is a bad person for watching ****, but he was just a guy that wasnt getting any from his gal.

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JadeWalker 14

you sound like you never get any

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perdix 29

Of course, his wife isn't going to have sex with him if she just caught him masturbating to ****, she'll know for a fact that she's just a cum dumpster while he's really thinking of the women in the ****. The OP should learn two lessons about the etiquette of jacking off to ****: 1. When you are horny, give your wife first dibs to relieve it. 2. Don't get caught.

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dregg22 2

Ydi I wouldn't want to have sex with you either if I caught you jacking off to some other girl

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JinxosGirl87 0

If I was pissed at my significant other about something, the last thing I would want is to have sex with them, especially if I felt betrayed by them. That was obviously the wrong time to ask her for it and I don't blame her for denying him. He needs to respect the relationship if she has problems with him watching ****.

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AliCat18 12

if she stops saying no to him then maybe he wouldn't have to watch ****! ihe only asked her at that point in time to make a point

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perdix 29

If she has problems with him watching ****, he just needs to be real discreet about doing it ;) See Lesson #2 above.

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nado13579 12

Maybe she didn't want to do it cause she was mad at you.

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xxJonaKillsxx 8

Well I'm sure that you kinda killed the mood.....just saying.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Why should she work herself up now? OP chose **** over her, and he'd probably finish prematurely at this point. She's probably upset because he ignored her libido.

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lilly98ish 4

I dont blame her but I don't blame you she was prob pissed at the moment so no she didn't want to and ask her later lol

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