Intimacy: Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at...

By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

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Rejection erection

By paidback - 25/12/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML

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So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I caught my husband masturbating to porn. I screamed at him and demanded to know why he was masturbating when he has a wife to have sex with. He said, "Because you always reject me?" I was about to yell back when I realized he was right. I'm a terrible wife. FML

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How could you?

By Anon - 25/07/2022 06:00

Today, after screaming at me this morning, my wife has been giving me the silent treatment. We're trying to get pregnant, but she caught me masturbating, or "reducing my sperm count on purpose" as she called it. I just wanted some harmless fun with some porn, since getting pregnant has made actual sex a chore. FML

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Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 20/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML

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So frustrating!

By Marvin-jones - 02/03/2023 02:00

Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML

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Self-service

By Steve - 13/06/2012 21:30 - United States - Lake Charles

Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML

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By notsohandy - 03/01/2014 22:08 - Denmark - Hadsten

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 04/05/2021 02:01

Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML

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Confusion is Sex

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 18:01

Today, I was giving my wife a massage. That led to some very intense and passionate love making, and she told me that has been the best sex we’ve had. Next thing I know, she's upset and yelling at me about how massages always lead to sex. She was asking for it. Literally. FML

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Deathhound 27

Sunday 30 October 2011 11:58

Why did she say it then?

gunmania0 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 12:11

Does no one else think its sort of the wife's fault? You may try and disagree and say that the op is a bad person for watching ****, but he was just a guy that wasnt getting any from his gal.

Comments

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:14

"well there's your answer, now get out"

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:14

She said no because she was mad at him. For all we know they may have sex regularly, but op was.caught looking at some freak fetish type of ****.

PhillyHilly 10

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:27

women have a weird mentality

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 30 October 2011 20:47

Let's not generalize.

talorylynn 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:37

Of course she didn't want to have sex then! You were supposed to ask BEFORE.

DragonGirl1031 11

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:53

Dude, she just caught you masturbating to ****. Of course she's going to say no if she disapproves of it. Her statement is for future use. If she says no, then tell her that at least you're asking her than doing what you just did.

decidedlyvague 11

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:09

You shoulda just continued right then and there saying: "and lo behold the reason I **********! If we'd have sex more frequently, this wouldn't be a problem!" after she leaves you gotta make sure you hunt her down and finish on her.

jeffw1123 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:14

next time dont offer sex offer her to help you finish or ask her if she wants to join you before hand

ohaimark 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:26

I've known several people who watch **** on occasion with no problem, and frankly I don't see a problem with it. However, I've known the other side of the coin too, where the husband gets so absorbed in jacking off all the time that the wife goes unfulfilled, even when the woman has a high libido and has been readily available from the get-go. Then it causes marital problems. Women have sexual needs too.