By Korisite - 30/10/2011 05:31 - United States

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Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML
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gunmania0 12

Does no one else think its sort of the wife's fault? You may try and disagree and say that the op is a bad person for watching ****, but he was just a guy that wasnt getting any from his gal.

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xxskatergirl7xx 0

I dont blame her.... I woulda said thar cause id be pissed u were watching ****!

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brianjman14 22

Why? It's just ****. At least he wasn't cheating on her.If his wife won't give him any, then he needs to find some way to get rid of the tension.

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skyeyez9 24

People who make sexist 'jokes' secretly mean it, while passing it off as a joke. Being a sexist douche is generally frowned upon in civilized countries. In islamic countries it is the norm.

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ItsApril 0

I seldomly make sexist jokes. I damn sure don't mean any of them though. Just an FYI for you.

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Dcm210 19

I have a gf but I still look at ****. but we don't live together so yea.

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btbamfan75 0

I think you deserve it. You should have asked her first, when you get shot down then its time for some carpel tunnel lovin'.

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McZachEnstein 2

Hahaha everyone on here is an 11teen year old and has never grown up and had a husband or wife! Haha I see why all females hate on him and some dudes talk about their girlfriends giving them sex 6-8 times a week! Hahaha get married and see where life takes ya! Haha

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ItsApril 0

I'm married and we still have as much fun as we did when were teenagers, as far as our personal life goes.

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soccerchicx9x 5

Um why would the wife want to have sex with him after she caught him doing that...I'd imagine she does want to, just not now. It's not her fault.

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theghost1309 11

That's when you tell her that's exactly why you **********.

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