By guest - 01/04/2011 21:33 - United States

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Today, my wife decided that to help her stop smoking, she's also giving up the things that make her crave a cigarette. Sex is one of them. FML
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Happygofucky 0

Don't worry, once the stress from not smoking kicks in she will be begging you for a release. Have fun!

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Woodsy007 0

wow. seriously? it's all about you. I'm so sorry your wife is trying to extend her life and a fantastic thing like quitting smoking. but oh no, it SUCKS being you because your just going to die without sex. boohoo.

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RedPillSucks 31

Tell her that she'll need to give you constant BJs to make up for the oral fixation once she stops smoking.

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QwertyMcNugget 0

Plenty of people smoke after sex. It doesn't indicate that she doesn't like the sex. Just wait for the three-day-no-smoking hump to get past. Things will be easier after that. :{

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perdix 29

It's a cover-up. She's probably smoking some other dude's pole behind your back.

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therealsuperman 0

I was thinking the Marlboro man?

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JenL_fml 7

Well, that's just a sacrifice you have to make if you want your wife around longer...

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LeeRichie 0

smokers smoke after they eat, shit, ****.... do you mean to tell me she'll give up eating and ********?

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fertilegod 3

just get your sex elsewhere behind her back. you know she's sneaking cigarettes- so sneak sex

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Dallyni 22

well, don't all you people know lack of sex gives you cancer, so while his wife is prolonging her life, she is giving him cancer... Horrible lady!

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Alexis31609 9

April fools joke.... maybe.

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