By guest - 01/04/2011 21:33 - United States

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Today, my wife decided that to help her stop smoking, she's also giving up the things that make her crave a cigarette. Sex is one of them. FML
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Happygofucky 0

Don't worry, once the stress from not smoking kicks in she will be begging you for a release. Have fun!

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Woodsy007 0

wow. seriously? it's all about you. I'm so sorry your wife is trying to extend her life and a fantastic thing like quitting smoking. but oh no, it SUCKS being you because your just going to die without sex. boohoo.

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TomFeltonFan 0

yep, just go down to wife-mart and purchase a new one.

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TomFeltonFan 0

what? I'm a chick, I'm sorry your thirteen year old mind can't process funny jokes or anything relatively mature. (:

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sgtrobswifey 0

Confucius say, "wife put man in dog house, soon found in cat house". Or something like that. Either way, OP just ether bunny her.. lol ;)

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ursulamyxomatosi 0

that's gotta suck balls

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TomFeltonFan 0

well atleast he's not getting his sucked for awhile XD

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illmatic2 16

No, she's not sucking balls. that's the problem.

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ahhmusic 8

she justs want something to suck and blow...

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mismonroe 0

Does this include oral? I could live off that ..

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loveyoux3333 0

same here.. my guy gives wonderful oral, we do it every other day... how often do u do it?

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sarapsosis 1

^srsly??? wat is this the ****** dialogues

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BeagleJr 2

does she not know silly bands are totally out. rolf

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arty777 8

You should all be ashamed of yourselves! His wife is doing a great thing for herself and you complain you don't get any sex! Smoking is a really bad addiction, and quitting is not easy. If she's trying to make things easier for herself so she doesn't fall back into it, you should be happy to help, and obliged as your duty as a husband. If I were her, I would drop you for a lack of support. Is your sexdrive more important than her decision to give up on a harmful habit? I should think not.

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chrisauh 4

SUCH A PRUDE I feel bad for your future husband/wife

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circlejerk69 0

why should we be ashamed it's not like we know the OP's wife. Why should we care if she quites smokeing or not. I couldn't care less about her.

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Awahso 25

Sex is important in a relationship. Quitting can take months or even years.

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ThisGuyHere18 0

that's a selfish comment. "Screw you and your needs, I'm gonna go help myself and ruin that beautiful and precious thing we share to strengthen our love!"

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muchagente 5

you know, neither marriage nor even a relationship are necessary for good sex. if she doesn't want it, it's her thing. time to suggest an open relationship, then.

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