By guest - 01/04/2011 21:33 - United States

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Today, my wife decided that to help her stop smoking, she's also giving up the things that make her crave a cigarette. Sex is one of them. FML
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Happygofucky 0

Don't worry, once the stress from not smoking kicks in she will be begging you for a release. Have fun!

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Woodsy007 0

wow. seriously? it's all about you. I'm so sorry your wife is trying to extend her life and a fantastic thing like quitting smoking. but oh no, it SUCKS being you because your just going to die without sex. boohoo.

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TheDrifter 23

Is life deprived of its joys really worth living longer?

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grandpaearthling 2

it's just her way of saying "when the smoke clears, I don't want to see your sex face"

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Having sex makes you live quite a bit longer, actually. ...So I guess I'm gonna die that much sooner D: But yeah, smoking is bad and all that, so try to support her op. (:

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TomFeltonFan 0

what language are you speaking? because, I know it's not proper English(:

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PassTheDutch 0

she will have to get over that. and I only say that because my mom quit 2 years ago and still craves cigarettes. but FYL in the mean time. lol

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TomFeltonFan 0

so she should stop smoking and have more sex if she wants to live longer :D

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playboyintown 4

don't worry my friend! wait till she needs to take a dump ! thumps up all smokers who understood me ;)

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playboyintown 4

thumbs up = like it thumbs down = dislike it don't you see a graphical image of a thumb to the right of your comment? only if you are not on a phone.

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mismonroe 0

I think he sees the graphical image of what you DIDN'T type.

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playboyintown 4

I know .. I just write what I hear verbally. I laughed but not on myself because I don't consider it as my fault for not knowing the spelling. English is not my mother tongue and I use spelling correction. thanks

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mismonroe 0

Aahhhh. What do you speak?

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Wiggy_78 0

You wrote thump not thumb, I think that's what boners was talking about :)

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caitibug323 0

Not to mention, he will not be without sex forever.. OP, suck it up until she is over her addiction. Try to be supportive of her quitting a terrible habit, and make your hand your new friend for a little while.

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nerdchic 5

I rarely have sex with my guy.. it sucks... FYL op .... we use to have sex all the time when he smoked

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TomFeltonFan 0

are you sure that's the real reason why? hmmmm? you never know.

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playboyintown 4

you always have a strong desire to smoke after having sex if you are a smoker. Being a smoker I would say that a smoker does a task well and enjoys doing it only if he is able to pull a stick later and get relaxed besides the stress and tiredness.

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ThisGuyHere18 0

maybe you're just not as appealing when he's not stoned?

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