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By drastech99 - 23/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 17/10/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML

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Going well, isn't it?

By Abandon - 20/07/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, it was supposed to be my night off from the baby. Instead, my wife said she "couldn't even begin to deal", so she locked herself in the bedroom and I had to watch both my baby and my stepson, who both became hyper-needy the second she shut the door. This is the fifth time in a row. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2014 22:08 - United States - Blue Earth

Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML

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No Ragrets

By Rodolfo_el - 17/04/2021 10:59

Today, my wife made me sleep on the couch because I ate the last Magnum Ice Cream bar. Last week, she bitched me out for singing too loud in the shower. I strongly regret leaving my ex-girlfriend of 5 years for this woman. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Anonymous - 06/11/2020 14:02

Today, my wife got back from a "homesick" trip to NY State. She brought her boyfriend back with her. FML

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You deserved it 96

Compassion

By Anemity_is_my_name - 07/01/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I'm exhausted and sore from a long night of pulling semis out of the snow. My wife is pissed because I want to sleep, instead of be with her. Every time I drift off, she starts doing things like loudly unloading the dishwasher or standing by our bedroom door talking loudly on the phone. FML

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Sensitive

By itsevenworse - 07/08/2021 00:01 - France

Today, my wife is giving me the silent treatment and has locked herself in the bedroom, all because I politely asked her to put the dishcloth away when she was done with it. FML

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By Unknown - 07/07/2011 15:12 - United States

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

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By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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You deserved it 1 875

By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 14:11

Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML

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SugarRushxx 0

Friday 23 September 2011 12:16

I think your wife needs to grow up.

saIty 17

Friday 23 September 2011 12:17

Snooki: Worsening the life of one person everyday.

Comments

BeBeast2323 1

Saturday 24 September 2011 7:05

Oh Snooki... What will we ever do with you?

chinchilla4404 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 7:42

I'd be ticked too! This is Snooki we're talkin about!!!!!!!!

dakada52 1

Saturday 24 September 2011 8:00

People need to grow up when it comes to tv shows and quit being so attached to them

indianguyinuk 12

Saturday 24 September 2011 11:21

op got **** blocked by snooki op got **** blocked by snooki (im trying to sound like im singing)...fyl op

Joey44 15

Saturday 24 September 2011 11:30

... but where is your couch?

whorerhorror 6

Saturday 24 September 2011 13:57

you deserve it for being with someone like that.

mandihbew 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 14:40

jersey shore sucks.

Jormantha 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:29

And you can't sleep on the couch because...?

andre5006 2

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:36

Deserve it for watching jersey shore what are you 14 and this is coming from a 15 y o

chrisshould 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:10

U know u married a moron, right?

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