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By drastech99 - 23/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML

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Going well, isn't it?

By Abandon - 20/07/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, it was supposed to be my night off from the baby. Instead, my wife said she "couldn't even begin to deal", so she locked herself in the bedroom and I had to watch both my baby and my stepson, who both became hyper-needy the second she shut the door. This is the fifth time in a row. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2014 22:08 - United States - Blue Earth

Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML

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No Ragrets

By Rodolfo_el - 17/04/2021 10:59

Today, my wife made me sleep on the couch because I ate the last Magnum Ice Cream bar. Last week, she bitched me out for singing too loud in the shower. I strongly regret leaving my ex-girlfriend of 5 years for this woman. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Anonymous - 06/11/2020 14:02

Today, my wife got back from a "homesick" trip to NY State. She brought her boyfriend back with her. FML

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Compassion

By Anemity_is_my_name - 07/01/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I'm exhausted and sore from a long night of pulling semis out of the snow. My wife is pissed because I want to sleep, instead of be with her. Every time I drift off, she starts doing things like loudly unloading the dishwasher or standing by our bedroom door talking loudly on the phone. FML

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Sensitive

By itsevenworse - 07/08/2021 00:01 - France

Today, my wife is giving me the silent treatment and has locked herself in the bedroom, all because I politely asked her to put the dishcloth away when she was done with it. FML

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By Unknown - 07/07/2011 15:12 - United States

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

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By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 14:11

Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML

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Friday 23 September 2011 12:16

I think your wife needs to grow up.

saIty 17

Friday 23 September 2011 12:17

Snooki: Worsening the life of one person everyday.

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cratliff0007 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 3:43

what a loser, I would be looking for a new wife

aragmir 13

Saturday 24 September 2011 3:58

What kind of man are you? Kick the door in and the girl out. Simple!

failsammich 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 4:30

snooki or not, it was a chance to get some for comforting her. not snooki's fault you don't get nooki

thisguy22 33

Saturday 24 September 2011 4:45

Ydi for marrying an idiot.

polocity 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 4:47

Get a couch. Doesn't sound like this will be the last time u r there!

Jeisynxiii 1

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:04

Not if you're paying the mortgage.

fishing12345 2

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:10

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Kam121510 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:18

why can't she watch jersey shore? anyway..... I love snooki, she doesn't make me cry though.

_words_of_wisdom 4

Saturday 24 September 2011 5:40

only idiots watch jersey shore, the more you watch it the dumber you get, i couldnt even watch one episode. id dump her just for watching that crap.

Fallenzero 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 6:59

Not only does your wife watch a stupid show, she has issues.

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