By Cheated - 03/08/2010 04:07 - Canada

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Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, my wife then told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML
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caitea 0

5 other men is quite extreme! i hope this is fake, but if not, fyl if it turns out that the child is in-fact yours, not one of the other 5 possibilties.

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johnnyexpl0sion 0

why would you hope the child is his? so he has to be tied to that nasty ****? i hope the child isn't yours man, so you can get the **** out of this terrible situation. women can be such ****** man. i'm sorry.

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johnnyexpl0sion 0

When I re-read your comment I saw you didn't say you hoped the child is his, you hoped it was fake. sorry lol i'm running on no sleep atm -_-

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ktbird 0

Actually I think you were right the first time

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NavyBound 0

ykdi for marrying such a *****. (you kinda deserve it) I mean..you can't turn a hoe into a housewife. /: I'm sure she didn't just abruptly turn into a cheating *****..

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dontgiveacrap 0

File divorce ASAP and get a DNA test also ASAP. If you're married to her when the kid is born you're on the hook for child support until the kid is 18(or 21 depending on location) even if the kid is NOT yours. You're married to her you're the presumed father even if the kid isn't yours. She's a bitch dump her ass.

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suk_it_fag69 0

shit on dat bitch

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perdix 29

There's your Canadian socialized medicine for ya! In the US, if you're rich, you can blow a fortune on in vitro, fertility treatments, etc. and if you are poor, you are out of luck. In Canada, they just line up five other dudes to **** your wife's brains out and get the job done. Cheap and effective. O, Canada!

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TheDrifter 23

that's why Canadians are always happier than our southern neighbors 

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perdix 29

Six out of the seven people in this story are happy with the Canadian approach to solving this problem, but the one crybaby came here to whine about it.

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figurey 0

time to contact your divorce lawyer, dude.

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jdfml90 0

37 Jesus take a joke you twat, it's the Internet. have a wank and calm down.

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Mauskau 35

lol if I cheated on my husband with 5 other guys and ended up pregnant and not knowing who the dad is, I'd like a slap for being so ******* dumb. if I told my husband like op's wife did then asked what he'd like for dinner, Idk. I don't think it's ok. I'd go to a female friend for the slap :D

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Hey Pendatik, you know what the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of a battered womens' shelter? Get back in the kitchen and make a sammich, if she's learned anything.

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GoodLookingGeese 10

i like her, honesty is the fundation of a good marriage, LOL.. 

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ZiggySmalls 0

wait til she makes u dinner then kick her out!

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