By Cheated - 03/08/2010 04:07 - Canada

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Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, my wife then told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML
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izbrklyn 0

wow... a ***** as a housewife... u had to c it coming!!

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soccer_chickk 0

woahhh; that sucks. at least she told you the truth right? ;)

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derschadenfreude 5

make her a nice cup of flypaper tea with plenty of honey to hide the taste of the arsenic

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flove29 0

lol wow she's a *****..

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princessa99 0

holy shit! WTF?!! how dod tht happen i would pull out the divorce papers if i was u

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benshady 0

you should go on Maury http://www.mauryshow.com/be_a_guest.php

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private21 0

wow that sucks you need you need to divorce that ******* ****

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jacksters 0

Could be worse, at least it isnt 10...?

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jdfml90 0

again Pentadik. I have made jokes like that to many female friends, they laugh. also at dead baby jokes but that's another thing. maybe you should just get a sense of humour, being so pent up will only leave you unhappy.. by the way.. what do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. it's already been said twice.

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