By Cheated - 03/08/2010 04:07 - Canada

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Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, my wife then told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML
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Same thing different taste

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that story resonates in me..... one of my exes was a cheater like that .....i also had a 1/6 chance of being the father..... hell we are both from ontario ... it would be hilarious if it ws the same woman LMAO..... send me a private message .... i am curious if it a redhead i used to date ...(she was from collingwood but moved out to barrie)

LOLSMILEYFACE331 0

okay FYLFS! :( but leave her either way.. but be there for the kid!(: ::

perdix, I can take a joke very well though your comments were not said in a joking manner at all. just in a tone that implies you are a **** who has no idea what they are talking about and no knowledge to back up their false assumptions. to everyone who is not a fucktard and has a sense of humor, my auto correct made in Canada to I'm Canada, must have hit the wrong key lol.

however, If you were truly joking I am sorry to have offended you in any way, I must have interpreted your comments completely wrong, though it is difficult to blame someone as sarcasm is best used in person, not in type.

Wow. What a dick move. I'd NEVER do that to my husband! What you do is, if you stay with her and she swears she was kidding (IF she was), is get a paternity test done. No matter how much she doth protest about the fact she was kidding, get it done to be sure.

if I were you i would get tested for every known, and unknown STD out there

wow am I the only one thinking this is going to turn out like mumma Mia

KingAdrock 16

"Don't get your hopes up either honey, you aren't getting any child support for me for that bastard."