By Cheated - 03/08/2010 04:07 - Canada

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Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, my wife then told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML
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Earthtone 0

And then you respond with "dead ***** in the oven".

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jgettier 0

what a *****. and to just say it like that without giving a shit about you! i'ld get checked for STDs first in order to decide upon the severity of punishment due.

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JokeMeister 0

Your ****** head on a plate was what he replied.

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iansmommy 0

Sounds like an episode of Maury to me. Better be prepared to hear that you are NOT the father! FYL

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jerzqirl908 0

Take her to the maury show, let the world know whose the ***** lol

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wellimsteph 0

whoreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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momogal 22

Sit her down and demand to know whether this is her idea of sick joke. If not, divorce her ass and get a DNA test as soon as the baby is born. If it's yours, sue for custody since she's such a ***** who will be too busy getting screwed to take care of a baby. If it is a joke, get revenge. Really good revenge. Either way, FYL dude. Your woman is a bitch. By the way, I don't usually talk like this, but this got me upset.

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