By Cheated - 03/08/2010 04:07 - Canada

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Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, my wife then told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML
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towboatdude 0

Op the saying is "You can't make a ***** into a house wife. But you can make a house wife into a *****." Or as Maury would say "You are not the father!" Op kick that bitch to the curb and let who ever she screwed around with and her figure out who's the baby's daddy. DNA Test

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Nenerf 4

if he knows she was being sarcastic(if she was being sarcastic) maybe he meant to say after all this time he's so happy for her being pregnant all she could do was rain on his parade and stuff. that's just what I think

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morallygrey 0

That totally sux OP. It's definitely a sad day when a chick you really trusted proves they never deserved that trust through their whorish behavior. We all learn that lesson at some point I suppose, but for sure FYL.

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sonspeedy 4

I hope you told her you wanted a can of GET THE **** OUT with a side of YOU FUCKEN ***** for dinner and for dessert you wanted A DIVORCE.

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xseixseix 0

And that's still your wife?

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xseixseix 0

And that's still your wife?

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bportner 0

Either she's a complete and utter cheating ****, or she's just really bad at telling jokes...

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