Intimacy: Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful...

By B - 04/02/2012 01:17 - United States

Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 515

You deserved it 3 431

Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Ouchie

By Anonymous - 17/12/2014 20:09 - United States

Today, I felt a horrible pain while having sex with my wife, and I had to stop. I thought it was a hernia or something, but she called me a liar and accused me of everything from not finding her attractive, to me cheating on her. It turned out I had appendicitis. She still won't apologize. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 490

You deserved it 3 047

So frustrating!

By Marvin-jones - 02/03/2023 02:00

Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 063

You deserved it 132

Bad timing, hun

By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 22:00

Today, I just had surgery and my wife finally wants to have sex. Not that there haven't been enough other days in the previous years of marriage… FML

I agree, your life sucks 978

You deserved it 175

On the move

By c-Ouch - 07/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my wife yelled at me for not helping her rearrange the furniture. I have a sprained shoulder and have been ordered by my doctor to avoid heavy lifting. She said, "Move the couch or sleep on it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 553

You deserved it 91

My husband the shitgibbon

By NotYetThanks - 23/07/2021 00:01

Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 920

You deserved it 182

Feelin' sexy

By Anonymous - 23/05/2020 20:00

Today, my wife, who NEVER wants to have sex, decided that now is the time. I, of course, had to take antibiotics that make me so bloated I can’t move without extreme pain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 657

You deserved it 154

By Anonymous - 24/04/2016 12:46 - Switzerland - Chur

Today, my wife is treating me like I'm the devil, all because I refused to go on medication that would kill my sex drive, just so she wouldn't have to deal with me actually wanting to make love more than once a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 363

You deserved it 2 125

Waste of time

By I'mmessedup - 29/09/2021 22:59

Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 147

You deserved it 538

Pull yourself together

By k8thagr8 - 01/03/2015 02:47 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 272

You deserved it 3 976

By noname - 18/02/2013 01:28 - United States - Middletown

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 189

You deserved it 3 050

slantyshanty 7

Saturday 4 February 2012 5:00

Your wife is batshit crazy.

xoxokelsey11 5

Saturday 4 February 2012 5:02

Obviously she's trying to give you another hernia.

Comments

kez238 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 6:33

Dude, think about all the poor people who aren't lucky enough to have someone nagging for sex with them and "harden up".. So to speak :)

lrgenesis 19

Saturday 4 February 2012 6:35

Just give her oral:)

at_1sexymofo 3

Saturday 4 February 2012 6:59

I would play through the pain, done it before, sex is worth it lol #PersonalOpinion

perdix 29

Saturday 4 February 2012 7:06

You ought to give her The Finger! Or two ;)

CoreyC07 10

Saturday 4 February 2012 7:10

Well...at least you're fortunate enough to have a woman with a high sex drive!...wish I could say the same about myself...

venomlash 9

Saturday 4 February 2012 7:13

Tell her to take $20 and get herself a vibrator.

asherm 15

Saturday 4 February 2012 7:31

Is your mouth still working? Oh sorry, that was such a guy thing to say. Haha

HandsomeRatch 20

Saturday 4 February 2012 7:40

Yeah OP! Go have sex with your wife, even when you're not horny! Seriously, people. Even if the OP wasn't in pain, he shouldn't HAVE TO have sex against his own damn will. And who are you people to say he's a "pussy"? You can't feel his pains, and every body is different and has different pain tolerance. Get over yourselves. Hope you get that surgery soon, OP. Pain in your back can be hell...

StreetReaper 9

Saturday 4 February 2012 13:31

Back? If you can't keep up with the conversation, keep out.

Dracoboxer357 35

Saturday 4 February 2012 20:23

56- Lol! I think you read hernia and thought herniated disc. :) But that aside, I agree with you. One person's horrible pain is another's mild annoyance, no one should be too quick to judge and demean OP for it. :)