By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 05:18 - United States - Seattle

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Today, my wife told me she'd rather bust up concrete than get it on with me. FML
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lordtumbles 9

Obviously, the concretes not as hard as you!

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zandalee 19

Go buy a sexy red man-g-string, put a red rose between your teeth and go lay on your bed. Good luck.

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GryffinDarkBreed 3

Hide her toys and crappy romance novels. Imagination is only enough for so long.

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noisebox 1

You know what means, she's now become asexual, or else there's someone else. I would remind her of the wife's duty as a wife is to provide sex to her mate and satisfy the sexual needs of her partner and / or trade her in for a newer model..

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daps29 11

Let her I'm pretty sure that she will enjoy it

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mollymayan 3

Sounds like your sex game is lame, hahaha.

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tootall2breathe 8

This story hurts my feelings I feel bad for the op.

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natkat78 3

Well then.... Why are u Gus married again....??

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whozamilf 0

Hook her ass up to an industrial jack hammer and make her pull an 8 hr shift bustin that concrete in 100 degree humid weather. Then after that she can look you in the eye and tell you that she still meant what she said than hand her a bus ticket to the nearest mental facility.... Cuz she is one dum

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mop909head 1

If there isnt a better reason to cheat then i dont know what is, she basically told u to go find it somewhere else

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