By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 05:18 - United States - Seattle

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Today, my wife told me she'd rather bust up concrete than get it on with me. FML
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lordtumbles 9

Obviously, the concretes not as hard as you!

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zandalee 19

Go buy a sexy red man-g-string, put a red rose between your teeth and go lay on your bed. Good luck.

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jayfreeman80 0

Call in the love Dr

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momo1972 3

Wow, That's rough. Funny she would use that example....sure she's not a lesbian?

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witchdoctor1 9

Ow OP if there's no sex life n ya haven't been married that long consider possibly (Not definitely) going your seperate ways. If you guys been married about 10+. Spice it up! Go on a second honeymoon try some radical experiments. Rekindle old flames! (sayings can go on n on

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bubo_fml 10

Show her how to use a jack hammer!!

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rcgirl2 11

I'm sorry OP. She'll come around one day.

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the_shrink 2

Did you: A) ask for sex when she was in the middle of something B) ask for sex by saying something like "hey baby, wanna hump?" C) get all fat and hairy since you got married D) expect sex without giving her any attention of foreplay? If you answered yes to any of the above then YDI

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lostfaithinpppl 19

#85 has it right. It could very easily be your own fault, OP. Hard to judge from the information given in the FML.

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TheCaterpiller 6

Time to dress up like concrete

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