By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 05:18 - United States - Seattle

Spicy
Today, my wife told me she'd rather bust up concrete than get it on with me. FML
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lordtumbles 9

Obviously, the concretes not as hard as you!

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zandalee 19

Go buy a sexy red man-g-string, put a red rose between your teeth and go lay on your bed. Good luck.

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redmonkey224539 9

You should get a slab of concrete and put it in bed next to her when she's asleep

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MrOneUpper 2

lol i did that last week, no joke

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deepend 1

dude..take her by the hair and drive her into a mindless submission!

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juturnaamo 29

Just wondering, were you groping and grabbing while she was actively trying to pull up the driveway? I mean, if I'd just finally got into a 'fix it' mode, I'd really hate to get interrupted.

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FML_14u2c 14

Take her up on that... Find her a job in the construction industry.

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aJaguarinRed 9

How many FMLs of sexually unsatisfied marriages does it take to put in a light bulb? None because no one's getting screwed.

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tmatous 2

Well sounds like relationship problems serious problems

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hateevryone 14

You probably need to spice up your sex game.

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lovepandorasaver 11

Lol, sorry to hear bud. Hopefully she meant at that time, not in general.

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