By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 05:18 - United States - Seattle

Spicy
Today, my wife told me she'd rather bust up concrete than get it on with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 794
You deserved it 3 949

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Obviously, the concretes not as hard as you!

Go buy a sexy red man-g-string, put a red rose between your teeth and go lay on your bed. Good luck.

Comments

You should get a slab of concrete and put it in bed next to her when she's asleep

MrOneUpper 2

lol i did that last week, no joke

dude..take her by the hair and drive her into a mindless submission!

juturnaamo 29

Just wondering, were you groping and grabbing while she was actively trying to pull up the driveway? I mean, if I'd just finally got into a 'fix it' mode, I'd really hate to get interrupted.

FML_14u2c 14

Take her up on that... Find her a job in the construction industry.

How many FMLs of sexually unsatisfied marriages does it take to put in a light bulb? None because no one's getting screwed.

Well sounds like relationship problems serious problems

hateevryone 14

You probably need to spice up your sex game.

lovepandorasaver 11

Lol, sorry to hear bud. Hopefully she meant at that time, not in general.