By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML
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sydie5 12

She will never look at Skittles the same again...

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heyhihello95 12

Now that kid will never be able to enjoy a rainbow, nice going.

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Ashle1gh 14

Tell your wife that the next time your daughter cries, you'll beat her.

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Dalliance 4

Hilarious. Both the original FML and this comment have unclear referents. In the FML, who won't stop crying, the wife or the daughter? And in this comment, who are you going to beat the next time the girl cries, the wife or the daughter? Obviously with critical reading skills you can figure out the answers to these questions, but wow, some people do not know how to write.

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auriane_fml 19

I wanted to explain her comment to you but i'm not even going to bother. Just read it again and hopefully you will understand it.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Speak for yourself. It implies the daughter won't stop crying due to the mother being psycho on her hopes and dreams of rainbow hunting.

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Dalliance 4

Um, if you would read my comment again, you'd realize that I DO understand it. I was merely pointing out a common grammatical error that a lot of people make on this site. Must've offended some of them.

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Habling 6

No. Just stop. I think every one understood what she wanted to say, no need for Sherlock Holmes to explain it to us.

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dd809 9

- 35/52 Thank you! I understand that you were just pointing out grammatical errors. It's funny that people get so defensive about this. Apparently those people also have no idea how to properly speak the English language. Children, this is why you should stay in school.

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Ferretface 13

Yo grammar Nazi's. This is FML, not a college paper.

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DocBastard 38

Yo Ferretface, it's the English language no matter where you are.

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tona01 16

Even his username sounds like an insult a small child would say -you are a ferretface!

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MonieeKay 9

Sorry, I ment to say: I know you think you can change the world by correcting everyone, but do you think they'll really care if they didn't take time to do these grammatical changes in the first place? Just thumbs it down and move on. I'm tired of seeing all you grammar natzis

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6u174r_d00d 6

Your mother is a grammatical error

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Miamouse 0

My heart just died a little ?

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kai_ngo 0

You meant to type not after that, right? Right?!

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lilovatch 4

It's about time to take her to a psychiatrist

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leadman1989 15

Or therapist... read it really slowly ;p

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fightingkittens 39

As ridiculously stupid as I find that word fail to be, it was slightly uncalled-for.

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2ndSucks 15

She sounds like a colorful person.

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LexBvl 4

Monkeys don't have that kind of imagination.

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j_cat187 19

Racist, I have the stupidest comment on fml

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ImmaB3AST 7

No it's not sarcasm at all... (... Refers to my sarcasm)

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mrmusicman97 4

why would you even like say that i dont get it

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nisey3313 11

There is an expression that when the sun is out and its raining the devil is beating his wife. OP's wife got confused.

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sourgirl101 28

It is an expression/saying. >.

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MD_DILF 4

I agree, where the hell is the connection?

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TheLastChild 8

There's something seriously wrong with your wife, OP.

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