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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

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By Matt - 20/03/2024 19:00 - Australia

Today, my wife screamed and threatened to leave me… again. She does this about once a year, in response to an argument that she feels frustrated by. We have three amazing children and we're mostly happy in between these outbursts. Today she did it in front of our 6 year-old, who is now crying about our family. FML

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sydie5 12

Friday 2 September 2011 1:09

She will never look at Skittles the same again...

heyhihello95 12

Friday 2 September 2011 1:08

Now that kid will never be able to enjoy a rainbow, nice going.

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j_cat187 19

Friday 2 September 2011 2:47

Hahaha but seriously that's ******

DaRebelAngel 0

Friday 2 September 2011 2:47

No it's a old saying n its not when theirs a rainbow its when its raining and you can still see the sun out

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 2 September 2011 2:50

WTF is wrong with Your wife, what asshole mom would do such a thing to a SIX YEAR OLD. A girl that age shouldnt be told about anything involving hell, or domestic abuse. DIVORCE THAT BITCH!

MyWhangZinYu 3

Friday 2 September 2011 2:55

Why would someone even say that to a six year old!!! Not cool

holyshiizzle 0

Friday 2 September 2011 2:55

Wut happens when a double rainbow appears?!?

WordSmyth 2

Friday 2 September 2011 17:18

Doggystyle

xGolBLiiN 1

Friday 2 September 2011 2:56

what about a double rainbow???

nick268 4

Friday 2 September 2011 2:59

What if she is telling the truth? How bad would you feel?

xXRiah_GirlXx 9

Friday 2 September 2011 3:09

what the actual ****....?

vi3tno_romeo 5

Friday 2 September 2011 3:11

Tch....absurd...

crymore007 11

Friday 2 September 2011 3:22

Never buy her skittles. bad things will happen.

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