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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

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Today, my wife screamed and threatened to leave me… again. She does this about once a year, in response to an argument that she feels frustrated by. We have three amazing children and we're mostly happy in between these outbursts. Today she did it in front of our 6 year-old, who is now crying about our family. FML

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sydie5 12

Friday 2 September 2011 1:09

She will never look at Skittles the same again...

heyhihello95 12

Friday 2 September 2011 1:08

Now that kid will never be able to enjoy a rainbow, nice going.

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leadman1989 15

Friday 2 September 2011 2:09

Now tell Your daughter the truth that there is no devil and problem solved.

Buzzy123 7

Friday 2 September 2011 2:16

Double Rainbow all the way? (that video sucked)

Superflykid 5

Friday 2 September 2011 2:18

No more tasting the rainbow,!

badandevil 0

Friday 2 September 2011 2:20

.... WTF were you drunk your entire relationship with her damn dawg. Your wife is insane to make a 6 year old think that. And your wife is insane.

Jazzgirl101 12

Friday 2 September 2011 2:26

WTF?

ItsApril 0

Friday 2 September 2011 2:32

Straighten your wife out. She shouldn't be saying shit like that to a six year old!

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 2 September 2011 2:33

OP is the devil.

loserman67 35

Friday 2 September 2011 2:36

WOW, forever life scars on your daughter. Forget saving for college, save for mental heath care for her. But it should be easy, you have a pass on buying Care Bears, Rainbow Bright toys, My Little Pony toys, etc... anything with rainbows. Your wife is an enormous psycho bitch, but she did save you a ton of cash -- for now---

cjgqsmooth 0

Friday 2 September 2011 2:36

or just change from the devil beats his wife to chris brown beating his wife lhh

mileyfan17 8

Friday 2 September 2011 2:44

What a bitch!

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