Kids: Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

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Today, my wife screamed and threatened to leave me… again. She does this about once a year, in response to an argument that she feels frustrated by. We have three amazing children and we're mostly happy in between these outbursts. Today she did it in front of our 6 year-old, who is now crying about our family. FML

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sydie5 12

Friday 2 September 2011 1:09

She will never look at Skittles the same again...

heyhihello95 12

Friday 2 September 2011 1:08

Now that kid will never be able to enjoy a rainbow, nice going.

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mattdm91 0

Friday 2 September 2011 5:10

Lol your wife sounds awesome! She shouldn't use that kind of humor on a small child though

ohmandapants 16

Friday 2 September 2011 5:11

But...aren't rainbows supposed to be happy?! D:

L3g4lPl4typus 0

Friday 2 September 2011 5:14

oh my god it's a double rainbow

dede9_fml 0

Friday 2 September 2011 5:19

Why on earth would she tell her six year old child that!?

s8n666 0

Friday 2 September 2011 5:21

But it's true.

sweetheartxoxo88 7

Friday 2 September 2011 5:24

Your wife has it all wrong! The devil only beats his wife when it rains while the sun is shinning. Rainbows make him stop!

juicyfruit222 0

Friday 2 September 2011 5:25

Wtf is wrong w her?!?

dakins 0

Friday 2 September 2011 5:27

Ur wife is evil.......... O.o pure evil

perdix 29

Friday 2 September 2011 5:27

Your daughter wasn't crying because of the diabolical spousal abuse. She was crying because her mom is an ignorant ass she doesn't know what "the devil beating is wife means" and she realized that half her DNA is contaminated with stupid genes.

k1ngd1ck 0

Friday 2 September 2011 5:41

She is unfit to be a mother, that beast

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