By poo4brains - 28/04/2012 04:42 - New Zealand - Christchurch

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Today, my wife woke me up by giving my erect penis a Chinese burn. FML
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bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

3) A Chinese burn (also referred to as an Indian burn or other burn related name depending on the locale) is the act of placing one's hands on a piece of someone's anatomy and twisting in opposite directions while applying pressure. It's usually done on the wrist of the aforementioned unlucky victim.

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TarieBoo 2

maybe shes just bad at surprise handjobs...? No, okay._.

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groupleader 7

Wow, talk about an alarm clock....hope you didn't hit snooze, cuz you would get it again in 7 minutes.

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bspiper87 7

Thats payback for giving her ****** a wet Willy the.night before....but damn i think she took it alittle far....if my wife did that to me.....she would be sleeping on the couch

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dmac843 2

If mine did it to me, she'd be sleeping in the streets.

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unixdude 9

Yeah. An arm, or nose.

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unhappycamperuk 12

unpleasant, but she was obviously trying to wake you with a hand job, which makes her awesome. Painful as it was, it's in your best interests to not make a big deal of it, teach her right from wrong and foster this behaviour.

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megansays 2

Indian rug burn. And that's always made more sense to me because it feels like a rug burn. Whoever came up with that was a bastard.

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lflickin 6

Maybe she thought you liked it that way?

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KriiFahMoro 9

It's funny how a girl causing unreasonable pain to her spouse is SAO FAHNNY. But if a guy inflicted the same amount of pain in SELF-DEFENSE, his ass would land in jail, and the bitch spouse would be called a hero in the news. Goddamn double standards....

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