By sissydlk - 02/12/2010 15:54 - United States

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Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML
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perdix 29

I hope you scrambled his eggs with a sharp scrotal slap.

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gusgus36 5

haha whatever, he's just kidding around... you can't use the word "sausage" with a guy and expect them to not say something like that lol

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TheB0a 5

What I find hilarious about this is that the OP say's her boyfriend shacked his junk "violently", in her face. Funny.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

To which you should have replied, "Do you want me to cook you a couple of eggs...Sunny-side up?" After which you should have whipped out your boobs and shook them in his face. ...But he'd likely enjoy that.

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bmexoxo98 0

why's everyone saying cute pic haha?

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ilcalways 0

hahah that's a funny one & wow @sexyshmergel yeah I bet your dads proud of you having that picture up. siiiick

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phatdaddy62 23

I'm sexyschmergel's dad and I am proud. I told her I thought she overdressed for the picture.

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Sparx1_1 16

There's this really nifty thing called communication. Just tell him you don't think it was funny and ask him not to do it again. No need to freak out over a bad joke.

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WillKill4Beer 0

You know you want the sausage with a dab of mayo! ;D

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HomeAl0ne 20

Could have been worse, he might have suggested salmon eggs Benedict. Then we would have to deal with the smell of fish and a sauce smeared over your muffin tops.

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