By sissydlk - 02/12/2010 15:54 - United States

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Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML
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perdix 29

I hope you scrambled his eggs with a sharp scrotal slap.

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gusgus36 5

haha whatever, he's just kidding around... you can't use the word "sausage" with a guy and expect them to not say something like that lol

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hypnos_fml 0

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Nutz321 0

I think this sentence breaks the world record for sentence which makes the least sense

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IcyHell 0

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

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redfishbluefish2 13

Am I the only one that doesn't understand what this says?

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Zebidee 8

#16 is a 4chan meme, and #33 is the response to it. It's meant to be indecipherable.

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RedPillSucks 31

oh lawd lawd. Y'all gonna get me fire for laughing out loud at work. Good thing I don't work in a morgue.

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jellyybeans 5

whaaat exactly is a 4chan meme now?

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rockhound 0

IcyHell, I haven't laughed that hard in awhile. Nice.

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Zebidee 8

#93 - go into a chatroom and ask for a big serving of blue waffles and you'll find out fast enough.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Oh god... no! Zeb - You're supposed to frighten them... not scare the friggin' bajeebus out of them!

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Rallred32 20

Zeb, I don't think everyone will appreciate that...

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Zebidee 8

You could have asked him if he wanted bacon strips with that...

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Skroal_stomper 5

That is funny. Finally something on here that made me chuckle. It's wrong but funny as hell.

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Cinn_fml 22

Ok, that's a bit weird. Either he was really desperate for some action, or thought it was funny. Just mention you didn't appreciate it and talk it through with him.

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Terezi 0

Or OP could just lighten up. If my husband did that to me, I'd laugh my ass off.

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Cinn_fml 22

There is that, however different people have different senses of humour, not everyone is amused by the same thing.

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zenti 2

I wouldn't think it was very funny to have some guy wave his penis in my face, and I have quite a weird sense of humor.

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cbr600_fml 0

well did you eat the breakfast he made if he went thru all the trouble the least you could of done was put it in your mouth

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scubasw1fey 0

I have to say that was quite funny!! made me laugh, if my hubby did that I would laugh so hard!! men have a weird sense of humor. thanks for the chuckle and hope u enjoyed ur breakfast!!

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Residence_fml 4

If you don't like it, why didn't you try to stop him? You can see him reaching down his pants and I doubt he runs after you if you walk away. Besides your boyfriend sounds like he meant it in a funny way. If you prefer him not to do stuff like that just tell him. But I doubt it he actually hit your face "violently" it's a penis, how hard can it hit you? My boyfriend sometimes likes to joke around like that too and it never bothered nor hurt me. Let your boyfriend have his fun, he cooks you breakfast.

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macskapingvin 0

If he'd paid better attention in biology, he might have learned that it is women who have the eggs.

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