By sissydlk - 02/12/2010 15:54 - United States

Spicy
Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML
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perdix 29

I hope you scrambled his eggs with a sharp scrotal slap.

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gusgus36 5

haha whatever, he's just kidding around... you can't use the word "sausage" with a guy and expect them to not say something like that lol

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notsoluckypup 12

pervert boyfriend FTW... -.-

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RedPillSucks 31

Tell him you don't want runny eggs and half a hotdog. You want your sausage dark and plump, with large solid eggs.

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Rick1969 6

Should have told him that he would have trouble satisfying a dieting Supermodel with that breakfast.

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rave_noises 0

She deserves it! She must spend hours and hours taking pictures of herself. It's hard to maintain that kind of ego.

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JohnFR33M4N 0

Shoulda said "I prefer bratwurscht" and punched him in the dick.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Does everyone equate to one person? So the rest of the FML community ceased to exist and are now nothing?

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Autoshot 9

**submits vote for best pic ever**

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rogerover 19

Wait a minute. She puts a picture of large boobs in a sexy bra and HE'S a creeper for noticing and commenting that he likes the picture?! It was just a compliment. Harmless...

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#160 I never said that she wasn't also to blame for putting the picture up. I definitely disapprove of that as well...

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CoachLlama 5

Nerds! shhhhhh. Just this time ok?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Nerds is right. It's an inappropriate picture, especially for such a public forum. He's also a creeper for liking the picture due to the fact it's a pic of giant ****. Besides, they look fake. If you're going to vote for "Best Picture", at least make sure they aren't cheating.

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