By redeye - 19/09/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
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underguarded 20

I'm trying not to imagine the pain. Besides your brother not only being a complete idiot and not understanding general knowledge of house hold chemicals, you should introduce him to rubbing alcohol's couson ;hydrogen peroxide on a nice open wound.

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Enigmax2514 7

Ambush him by placing two mousetraps just below his balls on his bed while he is sleeping, attach the trap to a string, to a pulley in the ceiling, and then finally tape the string to hid eyelids. The trap will go off once he opens his eyes in the morning, sweet ironic revenge

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kikiluv 1

Ow tht must've fucken hurt

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kitsune3 20

Oh, my god! Does that little bastard realize he could have blinded you?? I'd kick his ass!

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tayylorbabezz_fml 0

Sorry op. id make him put them in.

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carly_rose_02 5

OMG! You have my sympathy. I have contacts and I know how much they can hurt. I can't imagine how bad rubbing alcohol would hurt.

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circsmonky 4

revenge is a dosh best served with a baseball bat

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