By redeye - 19/09/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
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underguarded 20

I'm trying not to imagine the pain. Besides your brother not only being a complete idiot and not understanding general knowledge of house hold chemicals, you should introduce him to rubbing alcohol's couson ;hydrogen peroxide on a nice open wound.

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Enigmax2514 7

Ambush him by placing two mousetraps just below his balls on his bed while he is sleeping, attach the trap to a string, to a pulley in the ceiling, and then finally tape the string to hid eyelids. The trap will go off once he opens his eyes in the morning, sweet ironic revenge

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RedSharpieInk 5

He decided it was funny? Well, it IS funny

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BD_Swingin 0

Just stick a bunch of mousetraps around his room and in his bed while he's asleep. Record. Repeat. :D

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hellopiggy9914 3

my sister put soap in my contact case..... ik how u feel.

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komodo65 6

at least you didn't realize after you put the second one in

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deviable 9

Um I'd kick his ass seriously. Couldn't that have blinded you?!

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hotpinkpepsi 6

What a pisser... Lol put kimchi in his toothpaste

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schmalee 0

put chili powder in the lotion he uses to jack off. bahahaha karmas a bitch

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woosah 16

Did you see what he did there? No eh. Can't see much after that.

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mzbeehayvin 0

Um, this was just on the Bad Girls Club ...just sayin.

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juston_p 1

I would beat some ass!!!

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