By ineedalifekay - 24/05/2009 06:43 - Canada

Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status about "who wants to hang out during summer holidays?" I created an imaginary person on a different account to respond and ask me to hang out with him. I had a conversation on my status, with myself. FML
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Bryan_Z 0

^Did you create another account here to comment on your FML? :p (never mind 3 others responded and ruined it XD)

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Endymion_fml 0

Facebook friends are not actual friends.

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baby_cakes 0

erm tbh your really sad for doing that :L i agree with other people why not pick up the phone?

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Sourcandy86 0

You deserve it, go make some real friends instead of adding randoms to facebook.

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jenMalfoy 0

lol, still like #4. But chill hon, facebook isn't life!

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jonnymohio 2

When your Facebook friends number in the hundreds, then you are a collector trying to impress. Most of them are probably acquaintances or friends of friends or people you might have met only once. Start culling now. Whittle that number down to your actual IRL friends and your family. It's probably less than 100. People might respect you then.

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chickensushi 0

I've been an FB collector. It just gets creepy after a while.

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LolCows 0

YDI for using proceeded, for having the saddest life I have ever heard of, and for being clinically insane.

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dearViena 0

wtf is it with everyone and the word 'proceeded' :| too complicated for you? and this is sad.

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core755 0

YDI for having Facebook friends instead of real friends.

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tWitt3rBuG 0

500? Facebookamon aren't friends... so basically you just have one friend the one created by you... Sowi! But who the hell writes such weird updates and expects a response? Seriously, YDI!

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Thunk 0

1) First, think to yourself whether or not you would want to hang out with the people on your friends list if they had a similar status. If the answer is "no," then delete them. 2) Make real friends. 3) Delete the old ones, they aren't silver or gold. They're just retarded douchebags 4) Take into consideration they may have just missed your status, and that's not exactly something you plan for in the spur of the moment...they may have been thinking "yeah I'll call that dude up" but for real rather than just approving over Facebook

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