By Tey - 22/12/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
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ariannaimelda 7

Dang, what did you do? Flash your ass on the TV screens via a video camera? Or was that me? Hm...

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desireev 17

That is just terrible OP! Keep trying and you'll find a good, long-lasting job that you will love! Just remember.. Good things come to those who wait.. Merry Christmas! :)

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downzi104 17

What exactly did you do to get fired after just 45 minutes?

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AndieAvacado 0

Thats when you call 1800-JefferyDahmer-ComeEatThis-CuleroRightNow

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porcelainkisses 5

I'm really curious as to what you got fired for...?

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japtch 15

WTB details. Never happens though. Sucks OP better luck next time!

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Jewnut 0

This happened to my sister one. It was her first job. The manager said she was too slow

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Isoldael 27

Not enough information to vote. If I were to vote now, it would be ydi because the lack of information makes me suspect it was OP's fault... But I don't like assuming. -doesn't vote-

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oh_your_god 15

Wow, I didn't know you can get fired being a prostitute. I guess ya learn something new everyday!

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finished 10

I bet you beat your working record ?? :D But seriously what did you do to get fired?

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BrimfullOfAsher 20

That's what happens when you stick your d*ck in the pickle-slicer at work. Unfortunately, the pickle-slicer also gets fired.

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buff7 1

Thanks for the Ron white joke

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