By Tey - 22/12/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
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ariannaimelda 7

Dang, what did you do? Flash your ass on the TV screens via a video camera? Or was that me? Hm...

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desireev 17

That is just terrible OP! Keep trying and you'll find a good, long-lasting job that you will love! Just remember.. Good things come to those who wait.. Merry Christmas! :)

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oh_my_ass 3

Cherry up! the "first time" is not always comfortable...

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1JDub 6

Insert Smokey voice. "You got to be a stupid mutha fuka to get fired in the first 45 minutes...."

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Ozone1232 5

Why get a good paying job when you can just sit home and eat cereal?

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unclepester 0

Obliviously OP is incompetent, he can't even do something as simple as giving details when submitting his Fml, most jobs require you to fill out paper work your first hour on the job anyway, ydi because no matter what the job was I'm sure you just your work ethic.

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Nebulas_n_Novas 7

What could you have possibly done?!

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SheepShoop_fml 20

Sounds like something that happened at my workplace today. Gettin' fired before you even start...classy. Also why you should probably not walk out when they tell you to do something.

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shuguy007 3

I will see YOU in the guiness world records book.

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Glidefedt 6

Om my first day of work as a telemarketing guy for insuranxe, I quit.

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