By kekeroos - 20/05/2011 15:17 - United States

Today, on my metro ride home, I sat next to a woman who thought it was appropriate to continually scratch at her scalp and then eat her 'scalp pickings'. When I looked over at her hair, I could see scabs clumped together from her previous scratching sessions. FML
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kekeroos 2

While it is a public system and I'm bound to encounter plenty of 'weird' people, I would still never expect a 50 something year old professional woman to be picking at her scalp and then eating whatever it is she picks out. And while none of her pickings ended up on me, one good head shake would have changed that very quickly. It would have been Christmas in my lap in May!

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Blueglasscup 18

Oh god am I the only one who felt like puking after reading that? FYL OP!

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tencentsakiss 19

Did this really have to happen on a metro that I use? Not cool.

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LittleMissBroken 11

that's really disgusting... *gags*

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Calyx_fml 21

How rude. If she doesn't have enough scalp scapings to share with the entire bus then she shouldn't eat them in front of everyone.

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wisericky 12

so the fml is that she didnt share with you, right?

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DaveOnDope 4

If you haven't choked it back down yet, give us a kiss won't you?

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kekeroos 2

As soon as I realized what she was actually doing I did get up, but not before I looked at her hoping that she would stop. I just don't see how people can do that in public, OCD or not.

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sourgirl101 28

I'm totally grossed out just by what you wrote. I can only imagine what you had witnessed in person. I'm sorry. I'm sure you'll have that vision for awhile.

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TigerBloodGirl15 0

woah this is the 1st time I've seen an author comment onthe comments of their Fml

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5t3ff1k4h 44

73 - Then you haven't been around very long. It happens at least once a week.

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Michigan_Girl 0

Okay, so the poor woman has a problem but it's something she obviously can't help but do...yeah it's gross, but like i said, i don't think it's something she can control. Hasn't everyone at some point or another seen adults pick their nose in public and eat their boogers...I'm sure you would find that just as repulsive.

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iluffhimm 0

me tooo!! I was just thinking that

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notsoluckypup 12

Hmm...and I thought the people here in Sin City were weird/disgusting ...

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sematariux 7

you are awesome

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brandybaby1204 0

dude i would have barfed

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twixxone 4

dats really nasty..buy she must of been really hungry.

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