By must.not.itch. - 02/06/2012 23:25 - United States - Hayward

Today, on the bright side, my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately, this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML
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NomNomMuffin 5

Changing the sheets sounds like a good plan eh?

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Rainbowbright99 4

Woooo hoooo big boobs! (and tasty nipples to boot!)

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anthonydude 9

You're from California? I sure hope this took place while you were on vacation.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

But if this incident was in her house, it would be totally okay? What?

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Harpy20 24

Sounds like a really bad case of pepperoni nipples.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Guuuuh.... *shivers*

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lolmandi 9

Bed bugs are a serious problem. Try to get rid of them ASAP!

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WesleySS 3

Hey better than chiggers any day in my book lol

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Llamacod 11

you have a messed up book then

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

I'd rather have bed bugs than have bugs digging into my skin :/

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taerts 9

... Swollen chests aren't the most comfortable. I hope you have pain-relief creams!

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Llamacod 11

looking at your profile pic, I have come to the conclusion that your "swollen, painful" breasts are that way because you've finally hit that stage of puberty where your boobs are starting to grow. congrats

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The_CL0GGER 0

Maybe, if you're lucky, they werent bug bites, and they really are growing. Unlikely, but not impossible.

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dude1122332 9

I read your info just because your picture.

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The_CL0GGER 0

I may change my pic because EVERYONE is commenting about my picture and dead animal picture collection.

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dude1122332 9

It's original. Don't. Even though it's a little weird, but that's just who you are. Never change just because people pressure you too.(:

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ThisBeAUsername 6

Sounds like it's time to call an exterminator, no?

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ICastillo 24

Well one problem solved ( bigger boobs) now you have to get rid of those nipple eating bed bugs.

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