By must.not.itch. - 02/06/2012 23:25 - United States - Hayward

Today, on the bright side, my boobs grew a size. Unfortunately, this was only after bed bugs decided to attack my nipples. FML
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NomNomMuffin 5

Changing the sheets sounds like a good plan eh?

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Rainbowbright99 4

Woooo hoooo big boobs! (and tasty nipples to boot!)

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379_fml 11

Hmm which way should I vote? How do the sores look?

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ICastillo 24

I'm surprised nobody has posted this but, Pics or it didn't happen!!!

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Valerie55_fml 0

Must have had big boobies to begin with, cuz bed bugs go after the fatty part of ur body true story lol google it :)

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himynameischeese 6

Bugs are pervs

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Llamacod 11

I'm thinking that if your boobies can grow a size from nipple swelling you must must have really tiny booblets, not even categorized as boobies

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Llamacod 11

maybe not, I hear that bed bug eradication can be very expensive

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littlemsweirdo 12

Hell, better than getting breast surgery !

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