By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 23:12 - United States

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Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML
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Wizardo 33

At least he defended and he's clearly with you because of the size of your heart or personality and not the size of your tatty bojangles.

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ozpunker 20

So? Small boobs can also be good boobs.

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Lillith_fml 5

1. Why was your boyfriend's friend looking at your boobs? 2. Why does he think their size is his business? 3. So what if they're small, boobs are boobs.

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SuperDanielNL 23

1. He is a man 2. He is a man 3. I second that

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Warm_Apple_Pie 21

I know he is a man, but some men have the decency not to stare.

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worldclassrager 39

He defended you that's all that matters...and he loves you for who you are not the point that you have large or small breasts...

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grahmagog 14

At least he definded you....he could have jumped on the bandwagon....

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bigred002 17

I don't understand the obsession with big boobs. I can perfectly enjoy my wife's smaller boobs and she doesn't have to search hard for clothes to fit. I wouldn't give any thought to your bf's "friend" and his comments. Be proud of what you have and don't have to deal with (pain, too-tight tops, sagging as you age, etc).

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Thunderfire70 7

Looks like you have a decent man, good on him!

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scta 13

And what makes your boyfriend's friend think he has the right to comment on the size of your boobs? Oh right, it's probably because pretty much every cover of a magazine out there has headlines such as "CELEBRITIES WITH BEACH BODIES" and "CELEBRITIES WITH CELLULITE" etc. I think the fact that people daily and openly judge celebrities' bodies definitely has affected your boyfriend's friend. And it's dumb. It's YOUR body, why should anybody walk up to you and say how small your boobs are, how big your nose is or how fat/skinny you are? Anyway OP, try not to feel insecure about your boobs. Everyone has different sizes, and small doesn't automatically equal bad/ugly/embarrassing etc. They're just boobs! Be proud to be a woman!

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ohmandapants 16

Ah yes, let's blame everything on the media. You ever think that maybe some people are just assholes with no filter?...while I agree with most of your comment, I don't see what celebrities have to do with this. Celebrities have always been and will always be scrutinised. Why? They have put themselves in the public eye and people are judgemental by nature. So this has nothing to do with the tabloids and media and everything to do with a person's character. Mostly everyone judges and critiques. Not everyone says it. OP's friend is one of those assholes.

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Jemm_fml 29

This is random but, if that's you, I totally like your hair!

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Crammed 10

Best advice I was ever given.. Ah, anything more than a handful is a waste!!! No wait.. Maybe not the 'best', but still pretty solid!! Haha

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Alicestraza 33

It actually seems like your bf is just as much as a dick. He's making excuses for why you don't have big boobs, saying that you really do they're just cancelled by the sports bra. He should have said he loves you how you are and what not. And unless you asked him to buy you a push up bra, it implies he wants them to look bigger.

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SlapAndTickle 20

I think you are over thinking things a bit.

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TheDrifter 23

You're too easily offended. Some poof us just like that happy round shape a push up bra gives them. Of course, some men like lingerie in general, like decorative icing on a fine cake.

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sikunt89_fml 16

That's what I thought when I read this FML too... "it's because she's wearing a sports bra" seems like he's making excuses for something that doesn't need to be excused.

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