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By gutav indogop - 24/06/2011 06:47 - Switzerland

Today, one of my students corrected the problem I had solved on the board, explaining that you do multiplication before subtraction. I teach the second grade. FML

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By englishfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

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By Mightaswelltutordogs - 21/12/2014 01:16 - United States - Gainesville

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2014 17:07 - Canada - Cranbrook

Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML

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By TeaSea - 11/02/2018 01:30

Today, I told my class I was giving them 60 seconds to do a problem. A girl replied furiously "At least give us one minute!!" I teach a high school honors math class. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 17:35 - United States

Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2021 13:58

Today, while grading my kindergarteners' spelling tests, one kid spelled all the words wrong, including his name. FML

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By riahta - 06/08/2010 06:45 - United States

Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a college graduate). I cheated during the entire game, and still lost 7 of the 9 rounds we played. FML

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By wasted time - 19/12/2013 09:09 - United States

Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML

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Friday 24 June 2011 11:55

teacher became the student

duztx 0

Friday 24 June 2011 11:54

Way to go...

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Reese899 0

Friday 24 June 2011 16:00

Not really. I live in Florida, and I learned multiplication in 2nd grade. Though I didn't learn order of operations until a later grade(not sure which).

ninjaghost2013 0

Friday 24 June 2011 16:09

looks like someone forgot to pay attention in math class

glitchedgamer 0

Friday 24 June 2011 16:16

PEMDAS

annigotammo 1

Friday 24 June 2011 16:17

BEDMAS

Shadow4i5 3

Friday 24 June 2011 16:38

hey at least u kno ur not boring and they pay attention

practicesafesax 0

Friday 24 June 2011 16:51

YOU GOT SCHOOLED!

geusbjqj 2

Friday 24 June 2011 16:52

PEDMAS

SneakherHead 5

Friday 24 June 2011 16:53

Did you forget PEMDAS smh

iridedressage 0

Friday 24 June 2011 17:04

PEMDAS P-parentheses E-exponents M-Multiplication (can be switched with division, but quite frankly, PEDMAS sounds more like a fiery foot fungus than a math tool) D-Division A-Addition(can be switched with subtraction, but I'm afraid you can not sound out PEMDSA, or at least not say it aloud, for fear of sounding dumb. "PEM-DUH-SA" or perhaps you have no fear. then by all means, flip and flop them as you please) S-Subtraction That is all:)