By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
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NEEPLES 7

Be careful. I heard that species can have rabies.

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CrissyyyS2 22

Man, I would be so pissed off. I'd probably bite his face, then laugh, then rub his vomit all over his face -.-

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bizarre_ftw 21

Wtf?! Demon child? Do you work for an excorsit or something?! Tell the parents to get their kid checked out! O.o

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snafu63 0

that is why we should be allowed to hit children.

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mikezz22 4

send the kid to the office and tell the parents he was sent due to zombie like actions. bbbbrrraaaiiinnnzzzzz

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snafu63 0

this is why we should be allowed to hit children.

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mbrooks5110 0

Maybe he has rabies?

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some_girl9 8

I can't believe so many people on here think that's "cute." This is why kids are such little assholes these days. They misbehave and nobody does anything, just coddle them and pretend nothing ever happened.

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