Transportation: Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck... - FML

By A. - 14/10/2010 07:15 - United States

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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Irony at a base level

By danyelicindereli - 29/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML

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What's your damage?

By Anonymous - 22/07/2020 02:02

Today, I put my car in the garage last night so it wouldn't get damaged by a huge thunderstorm. Golf clubs fell on it while it was stowed away. FML

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Funny how?

By Jessie - 23/02/2009 08:08 - United States

Today, I drove to a party after getting my car back from the shop. A thunderstorm started as I made my way there and upon arriving, the power went out. The guests decided to watch the storm from the front windows when someone mentioned how funny it would be if a tree fell on my car. Seconds later, one did. FML

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By LilaTheGreat - 05/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Boyd

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

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By whatthewoah - 02/09/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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By shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Thursday 14 October 2010 12:03

At least the battery is charged.

JayBear14 11

Thursday 14 October 2010 12:48

i thought cars didnt get struck by lightning because of the rubber on the tires? It's a genuine question, sorry if i sound stupid.

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LemonStarship 5

Thursday 14 October 2010 21:30

Hopefully it's a smart car that bolt will have you going for miles.

wwerulez14 6

Thursday 14 October 2010 22:42

That sucks... Be glad it wasn't you?...

EmoPolarBearShim 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 23:02

sorry op xP that sucks

roobear 2

Thursday 14 October 2010 23:26

A stationary car being hit by lightning would have almost no damage done. Fake.

321125 0

Friday 15 October 2010 0:23

how much damage

123whyme 0

Friday 15 October 2010 0:34

lol don't think of it that way. "Out of all the cars in the parking lot mine was *chosen*." fyl lol

Serec 0

Friday 15 October 2010 0:35

Well it had to be one of them.

Elendil_fml 10

Friday 15 October 2010 0:37

Interesting. Cars act like a Farraday cage and should discharge electricity into the ground. I was always curious what kind of damage they'd take if struck. apparently a lot.

FrankHotpants 31

Friday 15 October 2010 1:11

Damn the gods!

doggone456 0

Friday 15 October 2010 1:25

I thot it culdnt cuz the tires are rubber..

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