Miscellaneous: Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room...

By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 21:49 - United States - Washington

Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML

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By EPICfml. - 02/03/2009 19:01 - United States

Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML

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By stupid - 21/12/2010 15:21 - Ireland

Today, I walked to school in -5 degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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By FatalxDesire599 - 05/03/2010 15:39 - United States

Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 18:22 - United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2012 14:17 - Canada

Today, there was a big snow storm and I wanted to help shovel, so I put on 3 pairs of socks, 2 pairs of pants, 2 winter coats, 2 pairs of gloves, a hat and a scarf. Once outside, I was told to go back inside because the job was done. FML

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By j. farmer-smith - 09/02/2018 23:00 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML

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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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By skinsfan7592 - 08/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML

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drewflav 17

Friday 24 January 2014 11:14

Should've brought some snow back inside and shoved it down his pants when he wasn't paying attention.

Ambient25 24

Friday 24 January 2014 11:27

No, OP is still outside as we speak. It's thought he turned into a snowman (or slenderman), but they say if you listen really closely, you can still hear OP shivering outside your door.

Comments

nathann24 5

Friday 24 January 2014 21:20

someone's planning to get laid

yerawizardlizzy 27

Friday 24 January 2014 21:22

Why is your dad at home? Unemployed/retired?

yerawizardlizzy 27

Friday 24 January 2014 21:26

Nevermind. He could have been at home because of snow too. Duh.

GiantMotherFukr 7

Friday 24 January 2014 21:34

He probably had a good excuse like his mistress was coming over, or mister. I'm not here to judge.

noobienick 19

Friday 24 January 2014 23:32

Get ready to have a new mommy

channelmonica 17

Saturday 25 January 2014 0:12

Looks like OP finally found out what her dad does when she's at school. *-* ....

DarthVader77 9

Saturday 25 January 2014 4:36

It builds character, you know :). Well, it may slso kill you, but hey: who says life is fair?

yamhall 6

Saturday 25 January 2014 5:39

No he didn't

eggy911 7

Saturday 25 January 2014 10:07

Dude.... Who cares? I've been outside in -20 or colder Celsius in spandex shorts because we had to bring wood in the house... I was out there for hours