Miscellaneous: Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom....

By kelsjenks - 27/07/2011 13:50 - Canada

Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML

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By and she blames me -_- - 13/10/2013 21:50 - Canada - Calgary

Today, some ass-bandit broke into my house by smashing a window, just so he could steal the ancient VHS cassette player that my wife wouldn't let me throw away. Thanks, scumbag, but the front door was unlocked. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 16:29 - Sri Lanka

Today, my scumbag landlady broke into my place and stole my mop, which I refused to give her earlier. She denied everything and tried to convince me that some criminal broke in using a key, stole only my mop, and was nice enough to lock up on the way out. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my house was broken into. They didn't take much, but they did paint spunking cocks on the walls and furniture. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Matthew - 27/11/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

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By Amanda - 19/11/2010 05:14

Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML

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By WTFwhywouldyoudothat - 22/08/2011 22:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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saIty 17

Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:13

Little did you know it was a magical flying broom.

metallicshadow 16

Wednesday 27 July 2011 19:11

haha ballbag

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MrsKitty86 9

Friday 29 July 2011 5:44

maybe he had a sweeping emergency. points for ballbag, lol.

PVVND 6

Friday 29 July 2011 7:38

"Baby come back, you can blame it all on me!"

fmlsaresofunnyy 8

Friday 29 July 2011 9:05

Hide your mop next!!!

CommentNinja 0

Friday 29 July 2011 18:14

The economy is so rough, even witches are getting desperate. Wheres the cat?

Punkpoptart1119 20

Friday 29 July 2011 21:24

That's because brooms are sooo expensive. That sucks, OP. People will steal just about anything these days..even if its something you can get at wal mart for maybe 3 or 4 bucks?

jblovee02 0

Friday 29 July 2011 21:49

ydi for saying ballbag

laurennnnnlovesy 6

Saturday 30 July 2011 5:06

WIN.

itsbritneybixchh 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 9:03

sounds like fml for the ballbag. "today i went to go rob op but all they had was a broom. fml"

Musickal 16

Sunday 31 July 2011 11:49

I seriously love that you used the word "ballbag". I lol'd.

BlueShai 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 10:03

That must've been a really nice broom.

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