Intimacy: Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless...

By Julie - 31/03/2009 01:43 - Canada

Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML

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By trainhump - 20/02/2010 10:54 - Australia

Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and says "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By nevergoingonabusagain - 30/05/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

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By annabellatrix - 14/09/2015 18:20 - Hungary

Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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blland 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:32

kick him in the nuts, stupid!

ohhlala_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:33

hahaha wtf, i would have gotten off as soon as possible

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duckduckchicken 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 10:09

C train as in the one in Boston? Hoped you did something about it.

taraaa_fml 4

Tuesday 31 March 2009 10:12

haha im also wondering which ctrain >.>

ccliab2 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:54

C-Train...Calgary Train. Says she's from Alberta x)

heyjuuude 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 10:13

#11, I thought the same thing! I feel like that happens all the time on the c line, haha

xqme 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 10:19

hope you weren't wearing a mini skirt...or anything too revealing...this is why girls should dress modestly... =P be a worst fml if you were a straight guy.

HardKor182 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 10:21

AND HE JIZZED IN HIS PANTS!

EmmaMarieCullen 0

Monday 6 September 2010 5:38

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha lmfao!!!

ImTheAlpha 30

Saturday 17 March 2012 23:55

****!! LMAO

AntiChrist7 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 10:23

well you should be happy, he also could have thrown up when he saw you. It's a natural thing and he couldn't stop it

Zits 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 10:32

Packed trains and erections happen. Many men wake up with morning poles. Can be embarrassing when they happen at the same time. Hobo could have been dying too of embarrassment as erections don't hide, aren't politically correct, and don't follow 'programs' either. "Whoopsies" aren't only the bane of pubescent boys.

Finnboghi 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 10:34

#15, you just made my day. Anyways, homeless people kinda suck no matter what they do. :

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 31 March 2009 10:38

It could have been worse. He could have said "Hey baby. Ever done it in a boxcar?" And at least he had to hold onto the supports on the train so you could see his hands... at least I hope you could