By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML
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maphineRAWRS 10

ydi it for trying to "get with" her.. unless you ment in a nice way cause you like her, then you've just been planning to use her for a year so hahaha at her getting with someone else :)

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alexFYL 11

dude, I've been trying to get with Brad Pitt since i was like 11 years old, he keeps going out with other girls. I know how you feel.

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butthole_cheeze 0

hahhahahaha. he looks like an actor from the TV show, Lost.

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yusaku02 20

bitches like that aren't worth it, you can do better OP.

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jose1760 1

It's cool she probably did it all wrong! now she has some XP points!

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TheBestManEver 0

>Giving a random guy a ******* Must be a Jersey thing.

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syedlink27 0

what a ***** and ****.. you stupid idiot get her drunk but don't kiss her.. cuz then you'd be making out with my penis

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Melaniee_fml 0

atleast she will be more experienced when it's your turn?

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tedirvine 2

she won't like that her friends "come" first and will probably stick to randoms hahah

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HentaiBunny 4

Maybe she wasn't worth the wait then if shes sleazy?

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teggman93 0

do u know Wat "hentai" is?

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thisisafamily 0

That could of been you man

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