Love: Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years... - FML

By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 02:11 - Israel

Today, the girl who I was in love with for almost seven years listed me on facebook as her "Brother." FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By Shantoya - 17/01/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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Facebook official

By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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Mix up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 10:31 - Iran, Islamic Republic of - Pishgaman

Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML

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By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 22:27 - United States - Remus

Today, my sister brought me coffee to my office. It was really nice so I made a status about it on Facebook. My boyfriend texted me soon after, freaking out because I never put anything on Facebook about him and how great he is. I'm basically dating a 14-year-old girl. FML

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Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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Top comments

MissGrinch 4

Saturday 2 October 2010 8:47

"Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with everything they have."

squirell_AIDS69 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 8:41

hmmm I smell incest!

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DaveTheBrave20 0

Monday 13 December 2010 16:02

heyy i see this as a step up tbh the girl i like considered me as a brother but i tried my luck

innerexlet 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 7:29

I don't really believe that it's possible to be 'stuck' in the friend zone but 7 years "ouch"

spaerro 8

Monday 4 April 2011 1:18

I'm a girl and if I'm close with a guy I'd probably list him as my brother.

jotham89 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 21:54

Ouch bro. been there. the girl I was in love with for a while now calls me bro all the time and it sucks

garner20 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 15:58

friend zone.

dajojonater 3

Friday 8 April 2011 4:35

why is that bad? that means she likes you...

MI6KilleR 0

Monday 18 April 2011 21:57

dude garner20 is right the friend zone sucks unless your friends with benefits but if not your screwed

Epic_Times 10

Sunday 15 May 2011 19:49

That sucks, i can sort of understand how you feel. This guy was just a friend of mine apparently had feelings for me and i had no idea so he ended up telling me when i listed him as my brother on facebook. He then threatened to bash the guy i like and to bash my head in.. So yea... Never be friends with Aboriginals lol...

HowMyLifeSucks 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 12:11

Same here man :(

kayla61097 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 5:41

that happened to me 2...but the opposite obviously

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