Miscellaneous: Today, the guy who sits next to me in my psychology class openly... - FML

By Username - 27/01/2011 03:54

Today, the guy who sits next to me in my psychology class openly admitted to torturing animals as a child. It's going to be a long semester. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:13 - United States

Today, after some filing mistakes, and a lot of waiting on hold, I'm finally registered for Spring classes. I was ready to enjoy this term, until I found out that my ex, who was forced into therapy after he threatened to kill me, is in half of my classes. FML

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By kprice6 - 03/02/2009 22:55 - United States

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 16:36 - United States - El Cajon

Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML

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Brain rot

By Anonymous - 26/09/2022 03:30 - Canada

Today, I excitedly started my first university psychology course. Enthusiastic and ready to learn, I listened as my teacher introduced himself. Turns out he's a major transphobe, who is in cahoots with the likes of Jordan Peterson and Ray Blanchard. Only 12 weeks to go. FML

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Psycho

By dating a psycho - 03/02/2022 08:00

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend was a kid, she enjoyed torturing animals for fun. Nice to know she was lying when she said the idea of harming an animal “makes her sick to her stomach.” FML

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Read the room

By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML

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Bad guy

By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Wooster

Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML

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Please leave

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:36 - United States

Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML

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EpicPear 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:19

"Hi! My name is Bob and I torture animals! Nice to meet you!"

ancora 1

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:24

Future serial killer in the making? I'm probably watching too many crime dramas, but supposedly that doesn't bode well.

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Furnaceman 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 20:01

so what?!

guppy40000 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 20:15

isnt that the first sign of a serial killer? torturing small animals that is. Hope this person can get some people.

iloveloosy12 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 20:45

you're only in trouble if you're a small animal ya tree hugger

jagrmeister721 2

Thursday 27 January 2011 21:22

What a crybaby generation. Welcome to the real world, where people don't sit around blabbing about what a tough life animals have. There are bigger things to worry about. This generation is garbage- no decency in most areas of life, but scream like banshees over whatever pet issue is en vogue. Losers. No wonder America is going down the drain.

Hayllee 4

Thursday 27 January 2011 22:27

This is a FML because torture of animals is usually a stepping stone to killing people, not because OP loves animals.

Lehk 9

Thursday 27 January 2011 23:57

you sound like you wast an hour or two every sunday morning, amirite?

sleepyhungry93 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 22:09

first sign of serial killers is an early history of animal cruelty. id gtfo if i were u lol

therealdavid 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 23:39

it's funny when people think they found someone via FML:P

dancingfisch 3

Friday 28 January 2011 3:32

I hope you watch the Iceman and the Psychiatrist, we watched it in my psychology class. You may shit yourself if you sit next to him during it.

SaRah_In_LoVe 0

Friday 28 January 2011 3:53

Oh dear, that's no fun. I had to spend a semester sitting next to someone who thought Hitler was the Messiah and telling me all the people he would kill. So I know how you feel.

hotscar 3

Friday 28 January 2011 5:13

therealdavid, why is your pic from a porno?...

TheOtherNewest1 6

Friday 28 January 2011 5:44

Wow. I hope it's a criminal psychology course. Taught by an ex/cop.

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