Miscellaneous: Today, the guy who sits next to me in my psychology class openly... - FML

By Username - 27/01/2011 03:54

Today, the guy who sits next to me in my psychology class openly admitted to torturing animals as a child. It's going to be a long semester. FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:13 - United States

Today, after some filing mistakes, and a lot of waiting on hold, I'm finally registered for Spring classes. I was ready to enjoy this term, until I found out that my ex, who was forced into therapy after he threatened to kill me, is in half of my classes. FML

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By kprice6 - 03/02/2009 22:55 - United States

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 16:36 - United States - El Cajon

Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML

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Brain rot

By Anonymous - 26/09/2022 03:30 - Canada

Today, I excitedly started my first university psychology course. Enthusiastic and ready to learn, I listened as my teacher introduced himself. Turns out he's a major transphobe, who is in cahoots with the likes of Jordan Peterson and Ray Blanchard. Only 12 weeks to go. FML

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Psycho

By dating a psycho - 03/02/2022 08:00

Today, I learned that when my girlfriend was a kid, she enjoyed torturing animals for fun. Nice to know she was lying when she said the idea of harming an animal “makes her sick to her stomach.” FML

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Read the room

By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML

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Bad guy

By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Wooster

Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML

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Please leave

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 01:36 - United States

Today, the woman who sits behind me in class showed up. She shrieks in laughter until she has coughing fits every time anything even remotely sexual is mentioned, including evidence in sexual assault cases. Lectures are 3 hours long, twice a week, and I need this class to graduate. FML

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EpicPear 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:19

"Hi! My name is Bob and I torture animals! Nice to meet you!"

ancora 1

Thursday 27 January 2011 9:24

Future serial killer in the making? I'm probably watching too many crime dramas, but supposedly that doesn't bode well.

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AliceND06 0

Friday 28 January 2011 6:23

it's going to be a long semester... watch your back

Bosia 0

Friday 28 January 2011 6:27

Says the guy who has boys in speedos as his photo!

barrelroll1472 0

Friday 28 January 2011 6:50

that's freaky as shit, most serial killers torture animals as a child

tylanol7 12

Friday 28 January 2011 10:39

526 people enjoy torturing animals

bassbon16 0

Friday 28 January 2011 23:29

Define torturing animals. Many things are considered torture. Frying ants with a magnifying glass, throwing your cat places to see if it lands on its feet. And if you count hunting, get over yourself. Animals are tasty.

S0_Fricken_CUtE 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 5:54

ur dads a ****** up piece of shit. you know that

Alexxx125 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 6:24

hotscar why is there a bunch of fags in your photo

dirtyrussian97 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 6:49

one of the biggest tell tale signs of a psychopath...

cant7see7me7 3

Saturday 29 January 2011 7:45

this depends though. I mean who hasn't killed a bug? like thered be ants at my house and I'd get a paper towel get all of them and light it on fire. or like I'd shoot birds with my airsoft gun

WankersCramp 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 18:55

child molester

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Today, my son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis. He then used the copies to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school. FML

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