By Username - 27/01/2011 03:54

Today, the guy who sits next to me in my psychology class openly admitted to torturing animals as a child. It's going to be a long semester. FML
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EpicPear 0

"Hi! My name is Bob and I torture animals! Nice to meet you!"

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ancora 1

Future serial killer in the making? I'm probably watching too many crime dramas, but supposedly that doesn't bode well.

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perdix 29

Are you kidding? It's going to be an EASY semester! Instead of reading dry descriptions of mental disorders, you're sitting right next to a real, live psychopath. Ask him if he likes playing with fire, too. If so, you are going to cruise to an easy A, just as long as you don't get Bound, Tortured and Killed before the final. Oh, yeah, he ADMITS to torturing animals as a child, but he's concealing that he's still doing it. Sleep tight!

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trogdoorknob 0

Playing with fire is fun, go frolic through a field of dicks.

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tygerarmy 35

Playing with fire is about as innocent as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field. That said as long as he is still not torturing animals you're fine, unless it's only 'cause he moved on to people.

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dirtherder 1

and what of those who choose to spend their lives in pyrotechnics? most psychological theories are just that. THEORIES.

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davidjr_saldana 0

sounds like a winner he is a definate study partner lol

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afdude87 6

omg 1.. youre so clever. where'd you learn stuff from?!

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DanniNell 13

I sat next to this one guy in psychology junior year. He was shorter then Snooki and looked like that goat dude from Narnia but with lighter hair and a lighter beard. He seemed nice so I befriended him. Then he would like pop out of nowhere and follow me around. I had a creepy feeling about him and said the friendship was off. Then he said something about going to college and that a relationship wouldn't work out between us and I was WTF!! I have no interest in you!! I told my cousin about him and how he creeped me out. she asked me how he looked and I described him and she guessed his name and grade and I was like how do you know? and she told me that he raped a girl. That freaked me out even more!! I also remember once in class me mentioned something about his temper.

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FFML_314 11

I don't know about 1, but I learned it all in Stuff School.

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miniTOFU 0

I'd sit as far away from him as possible.

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IWIWP 3

He USED to torture animals, It's not like he's going for human beings. Plus, he admitted it and probably know it was wrong.. Leave him alone. ha ha

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muchagente 5

come to think it, lots of people i knew as a kid tortured animals, from shooting frogs with bow and arrows to cutting and re-gluing rainworms. none of them has become a serial killer, as far as i know. children are cruel, and admitting that you have been cruel as a child is not the worst you can do. or is he proud of it?

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FFML_314 11

BAHAHAHAHA! I truly hope I'm not the only one that finds you hilarious.

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rattusrattus 18

Um, I never tortured animals as a child. I once put salt round the shed to keep the slugs away from mum's plants, but she asked me to do that.

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