By Heinz - 08/08/2012 04:19 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, the highlight of my day was that I could afford name-brand ketchup. FML
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Hidur 10

You should just walk into a random McDonalds and say you forgot to ask for ketchup for your meal. Free ketchup, free happiness, free Carl.

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laurenlovesjb 20

Don't worry, most people go through a time in their live when they don't have much money:) Also, don't worry about buying brand name things. Most of the time, the generic brands make a deal with the brand names and buy their ketchup and put it in a different bottle. They tast the same and are way cheaper!!

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sunnyt 5

It's a Belieber! Guys! Kill it with fire!

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BiChelsea 6

Fire? Bitch please. Kill it with real music.

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BiChelsea 6

I suggest ring of fire.

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EmberEyes 16

One thing: most generic ketchup is gross and watered down. Second thing: My god people are so judgmental.

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twisted_cherub 14

18- Umm...No they don't. As someone who's spent several years picking up semi loads of cargo at factories/plants, I can tell you that generic labels do not simply repackage name-brand food. You're thinking of prescription medications, which are generally made by the same drug companies as the name-brand. Think I'm lying? Try wiping with Cottonelle or Charmen, then use the store brand for a week; or compare Velveeta cheese (the block kind for melting) and the store brand; Hidden Valley ranch dressing, Doritos, Pepsi/Coke/Dr. Pepper vs. Great Value version of each. They're different.

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gracehi 31

Who the **** cares if someone is a Justin Bieber fan? Seriously people, get your own lives. Then you won't have to worry about anyone else's. In reference to the actual comment made, I agree that generic products are usually just as good and save you money, but no, they are not the same at all.

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Dixbfloppin 11

I hate it when the ketchup bottle starts to go empty and it makes all those obnoxious, loud fart noises.

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Awkward_Science 2

In Heinz-Sight, not a very exciting day. (I'm doing your job for you, Mr. Coon)

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br0ccoli 14

Small wins, every day. Heinz today, tomorrow...the world.

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citymayer 7

Winn Dixie brand generics are awful. Just so everyone knows.

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BiChelsea 6

Lucky bastard. My highlight was saving enough money to buy the no name brand, and I'm talking about the just passes the health code brand.

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BiChelsea 6

A bunch or condiment puns, I see your mayo and I raise you a relish

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DocBastard 38

Sounds like you were in a pickle! At least you relish the fact that you have a bit of dough and were able to mustard enough money to buy it. So now you mayo enjoy it.

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BiChelsea 6

So just make some fries and relish as you save your bacon name brand salt and remember, sweeten up your life sugar! And get spicy!

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