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By now have a cat - 24/04/2014 20:52 - United States - Glenview

Today, the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. FML

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By BilletsDoudous - 15/01/2015 06:51 - France

Today, I was working as a ticket inspector on a train. A suspiciously-acting thirty something guy got on board with two huge bags. Worried, I kept an eye on him. I wasn't disappointed when he got 5 furry toys out of his bags and started to have a conversation with them. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

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By xmelissadavisx - 28/11/2015 12:21

Today, the man sitting next to me on the train looked like he was about to be sick. I quickly handed him the nearest bag I could find, a bag full of my lunch for that day. Safe to say he held nothing back. FML

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By Anonyme - 24/04/2014 06:57 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, on a train, I nearly choked while sleeping with my mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balled-up tin foil into my mouth. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By Michelle - 20/02/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 08:38 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML

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By SexyPlayer9 - 24/07/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I was on a flight and one of my friends was sitting next to this woman who happened to be sleeping with her mouth wide open. My friend decided to take a picture. While I was editing it, a man sitting behind us said "If you want to take a picture of my girlfriend, wait until she's awake". FML

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By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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DrownedMyFish 18

Friday 25 April 2014 6:43

How did he get on the train with a dead cat?

darlingdollie 24

Friday 25 April 2014 6:44

So what did you do? And I feel bad for the poor cat This needs a follow up

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megadki14 6

Friday 25 April 2014 20:49

I'm so glad my city is too small for trains and subways. hopefully you can laugh about it later but my god that's disgusting.

jackolearys 5

Friday 25 April 2014 22:13

Meow what are you gonna about it

CharismaGeek 19

Friday 25 April 2014 23:32

Did he succeed?

ILookAtFMLs 13

Saturday 26 April 2014 1:22

Can you imagine how confusing that would be? You get home and go through your bag and find a f***ing dead cat. My mind would explode.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 26 April 2014 1:23

Is he related to the dog in the Doritos add?

tommygleesik 4

Saturday 26 April 2014 3:52

Deserved

more4me 27

Saturday 26 April 2014 8:39

WTF? !!!

justmeCee 16

Saturday 26 April 2014 17:12

Wtf? That's disgusting and disturbing. Fyl OP

fierystage 8

Saturday 26 April 2014 20:05

Or maybe a CTAstrophe, given where OP is from?

Brilliant66star 17

Monday 28 April 2014 8:44

'Dont sleep in the subway, darling..!' There was no way I could resist...

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