Miscellaneous: Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the... - FML

By Jims - 29/04/2011 14:00 - Singapore

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

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By uncool - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who'd pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML

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By bdayloser - 07/11/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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By birthdaygirl - 16/04/2014 17:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML

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You deserved it 4 209

By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

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Saturday night fever

By Anonymous - 14/06/2020 08:09

Today, I was arrested on my 25th birthday and thrown in jail overnight for impersonating myself. FML

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Brain fart

By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 14:58 - United States - Springfield

Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML

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You deserved it 72 324

Birthday blues

By omaha24 - 29/04/2020 02:00

Today, my loneliness pushed me to buy a pack of cigarettes just so I had to show my ID to the clerk, hoping he would wish me a happy birthday. I don't even smoke and he didn't say anything. FML

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By ididntevendrinkthatnight - 07/06/2013 05:14 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I got mugged on the way to my 21st birthday party at a bar. I begged the thug to at least throw me my ID, only to have him laugh and run away singing, "Happy Birthday." FML

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Being boring

By dicedicebaby - 23/03/2015 00:20 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

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goldenone 2

Friday 29 April 2011 19:06

you were probably doing 55 in a fifty foe.

littlemissFYL 5

Friday 29 April 2011 21:37

OP was probably riding dirty.

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_Skrillex_ 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 10:20

They have gangsters in china?

latnok_fml 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:38

hell yeah they do!

NOWAYJOSE 14

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:06

You ignorant piece of shit, Singapore is not China.

LoveCali 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 10:45

I Like Gangsters.Lol:) but Aww Im Sorry,but Happy Birthday.!.! && If Youre Mexican. Feliz Cumpleaños.!.!:)

manningkillsbrad 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 11:26

word......

cobras40 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 11:54

already done b4 get new material god

julicious_fml 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 12:19

Justin Bieber?

Havin 19

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:33

Sorry I accidently clicked you totally deserve it. One less person to worry about! :)

latnok_fml 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:36

that's so funny. love it.

omg_a_BALLOON 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:04

lookin like a fool wit your pants on the ground!

HunterAlpha1 8

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:11

1. get better friends, or maybe tell them it's your birthday 2. stop wearing your pants around your knees, get rid of the piercings and colored hair, and cover up the tattoos.

DjSmoz 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 19:24

happy birthday... now, stop dressing like eminem!

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Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML

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