By Jims - 29/04/2011 14:00 - Singapore

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML
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goldenone 2

you were probably doing 55 in a fifty foe.

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littlemissFYL 5

OP was probably riding dirty.

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thebangzfan 10

happy birthdayy!!

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spartanfan68 0

pants on th' groun pants on th' groun lookin' like a fool whicha pants on the ground

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spartanfan68 0

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool whicha pants on the ground

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born_hustla 26

damn.. imagine if you were black like I.. lol

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HOLYSHIAT 3

You were driving a Toyota Tercel with gold spinners, weren't you?

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kahbrah 3

u should have flashed a gang sign n said ur a cop killer, maybe he'd let u off with a warning after all it's ur bday ya cop killer

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thecapo 0

my birthday too, so many ppl were obsessed with the stupid royal wedding they took the focus off of MY DAY lol.. damn monarchy

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rocketeer_97 1

that wedding was beautiful ! *holds back tears* yes, i said it. have a nice day. bitch. (:

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