By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML
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ceecee794 0

you really needed to impress a three year old?

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ArtsySwag 0

Wow, that's really sad... and what's pathetic about being 20 and single (I'm 20 and single haha).

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kiwi0605 0

It doesn't matter you're single. That's not pathetic, lying to a three year old is.

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hassenpfeffermmm 0

You are pathetic for not being able to handle the situation by changing the subject or getting serious and telling her not to ask grown folk questions like that.

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ppriscilla 0

i think its more embarassing lying about havig a bf than being 20 & single. in fact i dont think beong 20 & single is bad at all hve fun with it!

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theset3 0

wow. why would it matter what a 3 yr old thinks

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Pslcybn5 7

But then you posted here and showed us your true level of patheticness!!

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Katzorie 6

It's more sad that the 3-year-old knows what a boyfriend is. Or that the 3-year-old just assumed her babysitter had a boyfriend, as if all of her past babysitters had boyfriends too. ._____.

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missalice0306 19

The only thing that's pathetic is that you think that being single at 20 years old is pathetic -_-

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charvisioku 22

You're 20 and SINGLE? Oh god you're getting toward your expiry date, you need to get off the shelf! 20 is such an old age to be alone at! ******* hell, OP. You have a serious problem if you think being single at 20 years old is a bad thing. Idiot.

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jackroarrr 25

Gahha I do this all the time to my nephews ;) no shame.

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